1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:09,001 THE EX 2 00:00:15,027 --> 00:00:24,539 Translated by Jambo Enhanced by SubZ4U synced for NOX by kris the fish 3 00:00:27,773 --> 00:00:30,745 Alan? - No. 4 00:00:30,788 --> 00:00:32,755 Christopher? - No. 5 00:00:32,797 --> 00:00:36,175 Nigel? - No! 6 00:00:37,649 --> 00:00:40,518 Lennard, that's sweet. - That's so sweet. 7 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,221 We have a little fat child who likes internet porn. 8 00:00:43,264 --> 00:00:48,023 And Huntz? - And Adolf? It rolls off your tongue great. 9 00:00:48,255 --> 00:00:53,098 Charles! That's classic. You can't find anything against Charles. 10 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,217 Are you kidding me? You know what is charles nickname? 11 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:58,797 What? -Chucky! 12 00:00:58,963 --> 00:01:03,010 How are we supposed to fall asleep with a little one? redhead Chuncky is in the next room? 13 00:01:03,052 --> 00:01:06,129 Forget the book. we don't have the book necessary. Let's come up with a name ourselves. 14 00:01:06,172 --> 00:01:09,170 Apple, Destiny's child. 15 00:01:09,326 --> 00:01:11,535 I have an idea. 16 00:01:11,578 --> 00:01:14,115 Look at me. 17 00:01:14,177 --> 00:01:16,733 What is the first name what comes to mind? 18 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:19,159 Crazy. 19 00:01:19,202 --> 00:01:22,348 Now you. The first name that comes into your head. 20 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:25,571 Tits. - Do you want to call your child "Tits"? 21 00:01:25,614 --> 00:01:28,364 I say I'm open to it. 22 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:35,448 The book says that it is best to to have a name before the baby comes. 23 00:01:35,491 --> 00:01:37,421 Relax with that book. You're obsessed with it. 24 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:41,200 Honey, you know that preliminary investigation puts me at ease. 25 00:01:41,243 --> 00:01:44,805 And speaking of which, I've decided not to do epidural anesthesia. 26 00:01:44,848 --> 00:01:46,086 What? - Yes. 27 00:01:46,129 --> 00:01:52,533 A natural birth is better for the baby. - But everyone says the pain is unbearable. 28 00:01:52,576 --> 00:01:56,172 What is best for the baby's big nose? - Big nose? 29 00:01:56,215 --> 00:02:00,183 Sorry, that was the name in my head came to mind when I looked at you. 30 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:05,903 That's very funny, very funny. 31 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:10,647 Please, it makes me pee! 32 00:02:11,013 --> 00:02:14,158 Look at the time, I have to go. Promotion day. 33 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,645 Good luck, dear. 34 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,898 Hey, I love you. - I love you! 35 00:02:26,887 --> 00:02:29,753 Tom, Tom! Tom Riley! 36 00:02:29,796 --> 00:02:33,288 How the hell are you? - All right, Forrest. How are you? 37 00:02:33,331 --> 00:02:36,616 The last time I saw you was with Sof�a Kowalski. 38 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:39,943 We are married. - Good job, man! 39 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,958 I never said them was out of your reach. 40 00:02:43,001 --> 00:02:46,271 She will show that! - Yes! 41 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:49,393 We're having a baby. - Congratulations, that's fantastic! 42 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:54,117 My wife and I planned that for December. Children are so terribly expensive. 43 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:57,513 I just became Armstrong's vice president and earn 5000 a year... 44 00:02:57,556 --> 00:03:00,094 and that's just enough. 45 00:03:00,155 --> 00:03:02,816 We just bought a beach house. 46 00:03:02,859 --> 00:03:06,471 A little advice? Do you want the best ass? 47 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,682 Please. - Get your wife a beach house. 48 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:14,390 Seriously, I can't keep her off me. - I'll remember that. 49 00:03:14,433 --> 00:03:16,990 Come to Hampton sometime and we'll go sailing. 50 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,477 I'm taking my yacht with me. - That's even better. 51 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:23,809 500 thousand dollars a year. Can you believe that? 52 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:27,406 I went to school with that idiot. He was the biggest idiot I've ever met. 53 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:31,371 What did I do wrong? - I thought you were a chef! 54 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:37,538 I know. He became one of those head fund guys from East Hampton. 55 00:03:37,912 --> 00:03:41,782 Ok� people! Those hungry stock traders there... 56 00:03:41,825 --> 00:03:44,174 counting on you! 57 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:49,923 What's wrong? - Someone left the salmon out. 58 00:03:49,965 --> 00:03:51,809 And everyone has to pay. 59 00:03:51,851 --> 00:03:54,927 That's ridiculous. - You have to talk to him, Tom. 60 00:03:54,996 --> 00:03:59,669 No, no, not this time, guys, sorry. - You're the only one who can stand up to him. 61 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:02,813 My wife is expecting a baby and I am need this promotion. 62 00:04:02,856 --> 00:04:05,514 Those guys love it our paycheck, man! 63 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:09,313 Come on ladies, I'm not paying to stand here all day. 64 00:04:09,355 --> 00:04:11,758 Summers, I'll have you on Sunday need to work, okay�? 65 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,959 My sister is getting married on Sunday, remember? 66 00:04:14,001 --> 00:04:16,320 You have to tell me that when I make the schedule... 67 00:04:16,363 --> 00:04:17,767 I can share everyone's social life keep an eye on. 68 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:20,073 I said that. - I'll fill in for him. 69 00:04:20,116 --> 00:04:24,964 Quiet! I'm sorry, Summers, you should be here on Sunday, period. 70 00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:30,110 I don't make the rules, not under any circumstances. Yes, I'll make that. 71 00:04:30,492 --> 00:04:35,058 Do you have something to say, Riley? I'd like to hear it. 72 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,520 You're an asshole. - And you're fired. 73 00:04:38,563 --> 00:04:42,712 What? - Who, you heard me, get the hell out of here. 74 00:04:42,755 --> 00:04:46,241 Go back to your poor family and... watch Telemundo all day. 75 00:04:46,284 --> 00:04:49,713 I don't give a shit, okay? 76 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:59,132 Ok�, we both joined in drag. Let's cool down for a moment. 77 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:02,780 Do you want my shorts? With that you can you wipe most of it. 78 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:08,228 Have you been cheated! You hit him with a piece of meat! 79 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:19,640 We're sorry, we're sorry. 80 00:05:19,683 --> 00:05:22,936 You're fired too. 81 00:05:39,703 --> 00:05:43,933 Here you have the house pork. 82 00:05:48,156 --> 00:05:50,967 How does the food taste? 83 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:53,529 I'm so fat. 84 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:59,991 Don't look at me crazy, Kimmy, I see you. 85 00:06:00,196 --> 00:06:04,085 I still have so much to do before I leave here. - Sofia, can I ask you something? 86 00:06:04,127 --> 00:06:07,252 Do you really think you like Tom's salary to raise a child? 87 00:06:07,295 --> 00:06:11,010 He is promoted to chief. We'll be fine. 88 00:06:11,052 --> 00:06:15,499 I can't imagine you as a housewife. - I'm not going to be a housewife. 89 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,900 I'm going to be a full-time mom. 90 00:06:17,943 --> 00:06:20,285 Of course, yes. 91 00:06:23,614 --> 00:06:26,355 What? 92 00:06:26,398 --> 00:06:28,942 Don't worry about that, man. 93 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:31,658 Hello! 94 00:06:32,243 --> 00:06:33,975 Now? 95 00:06:34,017 --> 00:06:38,445 Tom is a bit upset because his thing has a little arc. 96 00:06:38,612 --> 00:06:41,492 But it still works. 97 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:45,027 Why are you giggling? - Around your little bow. 98 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:48,821 I'll bring you another pillow. 99 00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:52,245 Please don't talk about my bend. My bend is private. 100 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:57,569 Honey, she's my midwife. She will be my vagina and will definitely see me pooping. 101 00:06:57,611 --> 00:06:59,169 Right now? - Most women... 102 00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:01,536 pooping during childbirth. Didn't I tell you that? 103 00:07:01,578 --> 00:07:04,041 No, I would have remembered that. 104 00:07:04,084 --> 00:07:06,755 Which side does the bend go to? - Don't answer. 105 00:07:06,798 --> 00:07:09,573 To the left. - Actually on the right, for her on the left. 106 00:07:09,616 --> 00:07:14,202 Come here, darling, you seem more nervous than I am. 107 00:07:14,245 --> 00:07:17,403 I know that. - It's okay, really. 108 00:07:17,446 --> 00:07:19,317 It's the most natural thing on the world. 109 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,948 Women already do this a thousand and a thousand yes... 110 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:27,981 What was that? - I told you those contractions were getting stronger. 111 00:07:28,024 --> 00:07:31,253 Don't worry, you still have plenty time before they get really mean. 112 00:07:31,296 --> 00:07:33,436 Wasn't that mean? - Wasn't that mean? 113 00:07:33,479 --> 00:07:35,222 No. 114 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:37,480 Say I changed my mind, I want the painkillers. 115 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:41,343 Now, I can buy some weed. 116 00:07:41,386 --> 00:07:45,554 Sofia, you have the epidural anesthesia rejected and the anesthetist is operating. 117 00:07:45,597 --> 00:07:50,336 And all those preliminary investigations? - What preliminary research. Give me painkillers. 118 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:57,002 Sorry, I was told that that one bald black man at the counter... 119 00:07:57,044 --> 00:08:00,446 who always "gets" something from anesthetists Is that you? 120 00:08:00,489 --> 00:08:03,497 That's me, but I'm going home soon. 121 00:08:05,815 --> 00:08:10,295 It goes there. My wife has the epidural rejected anesthesia and regrets it 122 00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:12,243 And she's in a lot of pain... - I'm sorry. 123 00:08:12,286 --> 00:08:14,993 But you need the anesthetists speak who is on duty. 124 00:08:15,035 --> 00:08:18,612 I have to get out of here because about one I'm going to cry for a few minutes. 125 00:08:18,654 --> 00:08:23,795 Excuse me, I can't find anyone else. - Don't you see two adults talking? 126 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:26,668 Can you respect that? 127 00:08:27,563 --> 00:08:32,931 Damn, sometimes they keep haunting me, I'm going to squeal with all my soul... 128 00:08:47,189 --> 00:08:49,999 Honey, I found one. 129 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:53,950 Please, give me an epidural anesthesia, please. 130 00:08:55,852 --> 00:09:01,328 That feels much better, thank you very much. - I'm glad I could help, Sofia. 131 00:09:01,385 --> 00:09:05,448 You know take him because he tried has to steal my stuff. 132 00:09:05,491 --> 00:09:08,267 Please forgive me. - He was just trying to help me. 133 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:12,443 Don't let him look so mean for you our baby. Is there anything we can do? 134 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:15,836 Honey, we don't have a name yet for our son. 135 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:19,391 What is your name? - Hakim. 136 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:24,009 What is your last name? 137 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:28,206 Oliver. - Hey, Oliver. 138 00:09:28,248 --> 00:09:31,316 He's beautiful. 139 00:09:35,799 --> 00:09:38,241 Baby. 140 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:41,343 There is today at work something funny happens. 141 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:44,701 Calm down, we'll get through this. 142 00:09:44,743 --> 00:09:49,280 The most important thing is that we have a beautiful one to have perfect handsome little boy. 143 00:09:53,024 --> 00:09:55,452 And we love each other. 144 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,146 Or not? 145 00:09:59,775 --> 00:10:03,177 Do you remember when I was at home with the baby would stay? 146 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,831 And you would support us? - Sofia, basically, you should have seen that guy. 147 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:10,832 It's always the principle thing, is was it that job at the museum and then you didn't want to... 148 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:14,695 then you didn't want to be a social worker. Then you wanted to be a writer... 149 00:10:14,738 --> 00:10:16,992 Then you told the publisher that she was a whore. 150 00:10:17,035 --> 00:10:20,018 Not a real whore Sofia. A whore in the entertainment industry. 151 00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:24,369 You can think what you see and then nonsense tell me, and I like you... 152 00:10:24,412 --> 00:10:27,479 but sooner or later people will blame you. 153 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,320 They don't like what they do, they hate it their boss, they are bored all the time. 154 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,642 They don't even know what a job is! 155 00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:39,586 Ok�, what if this whole thing is a message from God? 156 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:42,217 What do you think God wants to tell us? 157 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:47,464 Maybe He wants to tell us that it is time to move from New York. 158 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:51,324 Then I can finally accept the job that your father offered me. 159 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,840 Ohio! Look, Oliver! 160 00:11:27,883 --> 00:11:31,340 Ohio welcomes you. 161 00:11:41,487 --> 00:11:45,075 So many white people in this neighborhood. 162 00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:01,836 Welcome! 163 00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:05,351 Great, those are your parents. She are already in our house... 164 00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:11,284 Look... - I'm going to eat you, I'm going to eat you. 165 00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:17,182 All your belongings have arrived safely. not that you had much. 166 00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:19,896 Dad, our apartment was in New York just as big as this door. 167 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,388 I love it, come on in. 168 00:12:25,436 --> 00:12:28,630 Who owns this furniture? - Surprise! 169 00:12:28,672 --> 00:12:31,360 Our gift for your new home. 170 00:12:32,675 --> 00:12:38,061 Changing jobs completely changes things your life, Tom. It's not just the money. 171 00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:42,584 It's about having a goal and that you are proud of yourself. 172 00:12:42,627 --> 00:12:45,264 Dad... - I was previously an employee, Bob. 173 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,847 I'm not talking about a chef though I'm talking about a real job. 174 00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:52,397 Tom was a chef, not a cook. - A chef is a cook, isn't he? 175 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,619 I think being a chef is a real job. 176 00:12:55,662 --> 00:12:58,973 If you want to see someone who is successful just look at this little girl. 177 00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:02,488 Did you know your wife was a member of Kappa? 178 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:06,072 And that she got a good grade on her exam? 179 00:13:06,115 --> 00:13:09,988 I know that, Bob, as you know we've been dating since college. 180 00:13:13,179 --> 00:13:16,094 Don't eat me, I'm for adults. 181 00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:18,711 You know who I put in charge? from Training-Com? 182 00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:20,499 Chip Sanders. 183 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:24,410 Great. - What's that Chip guy like? 184 00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:28,991 I haven't seen him in years. We were together as a Cheerleader. 185 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,452 That reminds me of... 186 00:13:31,495 --> 00:13:35,245 When are you going to put those clothes back on? and put on a show for me? 187 00:13:35,288 --> 00:13:38,516 Don't know. Then you score a "Touch Down" for me? 188 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:43,061 Oh yes, I'll score a Touch Do... 189 00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:47,338 Tom... Tom... 190 00:13:48,649 --> 00:13:53,911 It's just... Oliver's eating there. It is a bit strange. 191 00:13:54,913 --> 00:13:57,688 I'm sorry, maybe it still is too early, is that okay? 192 00:13:57,731 --> 00:14:01,462 Of course that's good. Naturally. 193 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,704 It's not bad at all. - Okay�. 194 00:14:14,328 --> 00:14:18,024 Wish me luck, family members. 195 00:14:22,365 --> 00:14:26,097 Let them smell something. - I'll miss you. 196 00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:57,571 Tom! Hello. 197 00:14:57,613 --> 00:15:00,179 Welcome to Sunburst. - Thank you. 198 00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:03,311 A suit and tie is not required. 199 00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:06,757 Only on Fridays, casual clothes? - No, not a company rule. 200 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:13,854 We tried that. It's a business approach. It's about being yourself. 201 00:15:13,897 --> 00:15:16,152 That is very special. 202 00:15:16,194 --> 00:15:19,561 You know, I've been here the longest all, 30 years old. 203 00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:25,007 Last year has a foresight took over, his name: Don Wallebin. 204 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:29,407 Guys, I want you Tom Riley meet our new creative assistant! 205 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,650 Hello Tom! 206 00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:34,161 This is Manny. - This is Doug. 207 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,567 What are you doing? Are you going somewhere? What's in your hand? 208 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:42,261 Catch! 209 00:15:43,647 --> 00:15:46,562 Well done Manny! 210 00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:50,945 You have to catch it too, Tom. The ball goes around the office all day. 211 00:15:50,988 --> 00:15:54,576 It's a way to show that we are all crazy. 212 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:59,088 Start the new way of thinking, that turns your whole world upside down. 213 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:02,173 Come. 214 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,929 Oh, my God. 215 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:11,161 People don't eat as much fried food anymore fish. So Don says... 216 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,667 let's change the model. 217 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:16,904 Forget the fried fish, let's reinventing the basic sauce... 218 00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:21,531 like a hamburger spread. We call it “GherkinsWeb”. 219 00:16:21,573 --> 00:16:23,271 and sell it to teenagers. 220 00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:26,402 That's cool. 221 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,464 Last but not least the least important... 222 00:16:29,506 --> 00:16:35,290 I would like to introduce you to our new one assistant, creative collaborator, Tom Riley! 223 00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:41,086 Thank you all, I'm sure that this experience... 224 00:16:41,128 --> 00:16:44,008 Sit down, Tom. 225 00:16:44,051 --> 00:16:46,773 Hey, Tom. 226 00:17:02,284 --> 00:17:05,813 I don't want him. I want him! 227 00:17:06,911 --> 00:17:09,776 Keep going! 228 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,292 Come on, buddy, you gotta jump for it! 229 00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:18,629 Unfortunately I can't. 230 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:22,782 And I really can't, Tom, since I was 5. 231 00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:28,836 I'm glad to meet you. I'm Chip Sanders. 232 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,393 This is the man you work under. 233 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:40,133 Chip, I'm sorry about what just happened happens. I feel like an idiot. 234 00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:43,668 Calm down, Tom, we apologize not us at Sunburst. 235 00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:47,161 The Japanese use a term that they call "Mushowaky". 236 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:51,858 It's a way of saying it's you regret and take responsibility. 237 00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:56,556 When you're at Sunburst, you don't feel something If you have done well then you write a "Mushowaky." 238 00:17:56,599 --> 00:18:00,295 On these little yellow leaves. 239 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,164 Please, just write something down. 240 00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:09,205 Chip, I'm sorry I left the imaginary ball... - You have to do it quietly. 241 00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:18,790 Don't worry Tom. If it depresses me must feel when everyone is joking... 242 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,599 then I wouldn't get out of bed. 243 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:24,427 I wasn't joking... - Tom, you work among the best here. 244 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,906 Sticky. - Sorry. 245 00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:31,630 Chip just got the "Ohio Advertiser" of the year won. 246 00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:34,483 Congratulations. - I don't do it for the prizes. 247 00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:39,964 He created Mr. Tomato for the ketchup campaign. 248 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,009 I like this face. - I'm very proud of it. 249 00:18:47,052 --> 00:18:49,688 There aren't many Latin ones characters in advertisements. 250 00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:53,376 It looks like a role model that can be prosecuted. 251 00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:57,956 It's nice to be good but also to do your best. 252 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:11,261 You are mister stinkie winkie pinkie. 253 00:19:11,303 --> 00:19:16,328 You have stinky poop, yes you do. 254 00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:19,995 Stinky winky, stinky winky... 255 00:19:20,037 --> 00:19:23,981 He backed away. In his hand he held a purple crayon... 256 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,221 You don't understand a word of it what I say, right? 257 00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:32,138 Johnson stated in the Senate that he was satisfied with the president's salary... 258 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:37,240 Even if it was in comparison increased by 6% last year. 259 00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:47,843 So... 260 00:19:49,194 --> 00:19:52,945 You married Sof�a Kowalski. you are a lucky man. 261 00:19:52,987 --> 00:19:55,242 Thank you. - Do you love her, Tom? 262 00:19:55,284 --> 00:19:56,459 Oh, yes. 263 00:19:56,502 --> 00:19:59,800 Do you deserve her love every day? - I think so, Chip. 264 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:02,601 That was all I wanted to hear. 265 00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:09,820 Listen, you need to know that it's not me no matter how you got this job... 266 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:12,988 through family connections or the net if the other one has earned it. 267 00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:15,980 The most important thing is that you you are here and that is good. 268 00:20:16,023 --> 00:20:20,050 Ok�, I want to jump in on everything. If If you have something for me, let me know. 269 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,591 We're not going to kill. We walk before we run. 270 00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:25,269 Do you know Karate Kid? - Yes. 271 00:20:25,312 --> 00:20:28,123 I Miyagi, Maggio. 272 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:31,931 Now we're in a 'wax on it', 'wax off' period. 273 00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:38,716 Advertise here, never advertise there. 274 00:20:42,849 --> 00:20:46,460 She and my mother started arguing and mom threw her on the ground started hitting her... 275 00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:49,800 while my father laughed. 276 00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:52,827 Did you then find out it wasn't true? 277 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:57,942 Have you ever heard that your sister has... said she hated your mother? 278 00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:01,407 Constantly... 279 00:21:03,657 --> 00:21:06,188 Hi. - Hi. 280 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,919 What are you doing? - Nothing. 281 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:11,303 Little bombs? - Yes. 282 00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:15,374 Great. - Stupid. My father doesn't let me watch TV anymore. 283 00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:18,282 That's bad luck. - Yes. 284 00:21:18,479 --> 00:21:22,981 That's what I can do alone. Do you want to exchange? 285 00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:29,571 Just kidding. - That one won't go off. Can happen. 286 00:21:29,614 --> 00:21:33,747 During the course I lived with my mother in New Jersey. 287 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:36,077 I spent the summer with my father. 288 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:43,019 But he worked all the time. And all my friends were there, and that was pretty gay. 289 00:21:47,394 --> 00:21:50,745 Hey, think fast! 290 00:21:51,569 --> 00:21:54,345 Only entered. 291 00:21:54,388 --> 00:21:56,641 My name is Carol, by the way. -Tom. 292 00:21:56,684 --> 00:21:58,521 Tom, can I give you some advice? - Yes. 293 00:21:58,564 --> 00:22:01,374 Run, run as fast as you can. 294 00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:04,068 Walk out the door and don't look back. 295 00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:07,114 I'm kidding. 296 00:22:07,157 --> 00:22:10,224 But not really. 297 00:22:10,776 --> 00:22:14,491 That will be wonderful. Someone drinks Chip's yogurt. 298 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,742 Watch my legs, there are none brakes! Thank you. 299 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,734 How are you? 300 00:22:28,244 --> 00:22:31,179 Did you happen to see...? 301 00:22:37,915 --> 00:22:40,483 Is this your yogurt? 302 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:45,158 Bob said something about free snacks in the kitchen. 303 00:22:45,745 --> 00:22:49,461 Muffins. Muffins are for everyone. Yogurt is mine and everyone knows it. 304 00:22:49,504 --> 00:22:53,113 Listen, my bad. You are new. 305 00:22:53,156 --> 00:22:57,010 I'll buy another one. - No, I'm your mentor and I should have told you. 306 00:22:57,053 --> 00:23:01,847 I'm going to go hungry and that will be my punishment. - No, please, just eat the rest. 307 00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:05,674 You've already eaten 2/3 and you empty it. 308 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,890 Enjoy, it's peachy. My favorite. 309 00:23:10,102 --> 00:23:13,169 I'll give you a week. 310 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,380 Hello daddy. 311 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:24,151 Dad, I pooped. What have you done? 312 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,900 Please, will you change my diaper, daddy? 313 00:23:26,942 --> 00:23:30,187 My father loves Chip. He is the son he never had. 314 00:23:30,248 --> 00:23:34,263 And what about me? - You're different. You are his son-in-law. 315 00:23:35,468 --> 00:23:38,569 Chip is a great guy, just... 316 00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:41,305 He seems a little angry or something. 317 00:23:41,348 --> 00:23:44,297 Maybe you would be a little angry too its all you would lose your legs. 318 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,884 No, it's not. Don't know. 319 00:23:47,681 --> 00:23:51,187 He's nice but I guess you have a dark side. 320 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:55,711 Tom, this is your first week and I that you are not going to fight. 321 00:23:55,753 --> 00:23:59,990 I don't say anything bad about him. Everyone has a dark side, me too. 322 00:24:00,033 --> 00:24:02,808 I'm dangerous there. 323 00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:05,394 Yes? - Yes. 324 00:24:06,088 --> 00:24:08,146 Come here. 325 00:24:13,603 --> 00:24:16,088 How are you? 326 00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:21,473 Who is that person? -Wesley. His father doesn't want him to watch TV. 327 00:24:25,086 --> 00:24:29,043 I don't see why we direct to sell to consumers. 328 00:24:29,086 --> 00:24:32,558 You know we're talking about Smith and Hawkins speaking, 3000% more turnover? 329 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:36,317 We have a three-way strategy. Internet advertisements, product company... 330 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,298 and print advertisements. 331 00:24:38,341 --> 00:24:41,257 I see a four-way strategy. You forgot direct mail. 332 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,866 Direct mailing is not part of the strategy. - Yes. 333 00:24:43,909 --> 00:24:45,816 It's not. - Yes, Chip. 334 00:24:45,858 --> 00:24:51,592 If you had taken the time to read the report read, just like me, pages 23-29, direct mailing. 335 00:24:51,634 --> 00:24:55,940 I specifically said: no spam mail. 336 00:24:55,983 --> 00:24:58,793 No spam mail means no direct mails. 337 00:24:58,836 --> 00:25:04,453 Did my son say you could do this? This meeting is over. Goodbye. 338 00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:15,390 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it. - That report was for internal distribution. 339 00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:20,505 That means only for "internal distribution." - Mr Northhouse's son didn't ask us for anything... 340 00:25:20,548 --> 00:25:24,402 to say to his father about direct mails. 341 00:25:24,445 --> 00:25:28,265 Because in 5 years as direct mails effect will be Mr. Northouse are dead. 342 00:25:28,308 --> 00:25:31,242 I can still hear you. 343 00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:34,389 I think we're saying goodbye can take this customer. 344 00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:36,582 I'm very sorry. 345 00:25:36,624 --> 00:25:40,060 I mean, Mushiwaky. I'm writing a Mushiwaky. 346 00:25:40,102 --> 00:25:44,027 Bob, if anyone needs to write a Mushiwaky, it's me I do. Tom is my responsibility. 347 00:25:44,069 --> 00:25:48,272 Please, he's the one who ruined it. 348 00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:51,925 Wallebin will return from Nepal tomorrow. I want Don't tell him you're a great... 349 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,639 you messed up an assignment on your second day. 350 00:25:54,682 --> 00:25:59,336 I take the blame. - No, I can't blame you. I do that. 351 00:25:59,379 --> 00:26:04,799 Certainly not, Chipper. It's my family. I clean up the mess. 352 00:26:04,842 --> 00:26:08,244 Thank you Bob, I appreciate it. 353 00:26:08,287 --> 00:26:10,831 Let's get back to work. 354 00:26:18,447 --> 00:26:21,396 Tom, it's none of my business, but... 355 00:26:21,439 --> 00:26:24,320 I wouldn't my father-in-law catch the bullet. 356 00:26:24,363 --> 00:26:28,738 That's none of your business, Chip. -Sofia. 357 00:26:28,781 --> 00:26:33,436 We are the Tigers! - And we the Kawasaki. 358 00:26:33,479 --> 00:26:39,061 I'll run over you! - Like a Kawasaki! 359 00:26:40,159 --> 00:26:43,318 Let me see the baby. 360 00:26:43,361 --> 00:26:48,676 My God, look what you made. Who is the father. Did you find him? 361 00:26:48,719 --> 00:26:52,189 Sofia. Finished. Okay�? 362 00:26:52,232 --> 00:26:58,989 Do you remember this? Let me say who we are W, I, N, N, E, R. 363 00:26:59,471 --> 00:27:03,290 Second part, let me say who you are... 364 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:07,256 L, O, S, E, R. 365 00:27:07,299 --> 00:27:09,971 Great. - Riverside Tiger are coming... 366 00:27:10,014 --> 00:27:13,728 Riverside Tigers dynamite. 367 00:27:13,771 --> 00:27:17,786 Wait a minute. Explosive. 368 00:27:17,841 --> 00:27:21,465 Explosive. - Explosive! 369 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:25,420 Explosive? - Come on, you remember what what. 370 00:27:25,463 --> 00:27:28,865 Come on, I got you. Finished? 371 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,451 Explosive! 372 00:27:34,475 --> 00:27:37,339 Yes. 373 00:27:38,719 --> 00:27:43,375 I can't believe I remember everything. - Yes, he's a real champion... 374 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:46,401 He was definitely in college in love with you. 375 00:27:46,444 --> 00:27:51,202 Well, we have some kind of... had sex once. 376 00:27:51,245 --> 00:27:53,730 What? 377 00:27:54,169 --> 00:27:58,705 I thought he was paralyzed downstairs. - Not quite. 378 00:27:59,283 --> 00:28:03,520 You forgot to tell me? - It was a long time ago. 379 00:28:03,562 --> 00:28:09,595 I didn't think about it when you met him. - I think that's banal, you judged poorly. 380 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,219 Why? - But nothing against Chip... 381 00:28:12,262 --> 00:28:14,203 But he's a dick. 382 00:28:14,246 --> 00:28:17,454 Are you sometimes jealous? 383 00:28:17,689 --> 00:28:21,183 Don't you know that I have my save specialties for you? 384 00:28:22,282 --> 00:28:26,227 Do you have a special one? - Yes. 385 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:30,502 Can I see it? We're going... 386 00:28:32,338 --> 00:28:34,751 Hi. 387 00:28:35,331 --> 00:28:37,674 Hello Wesley. 388 00:28:38,358 --> 00:28:43,655 Can I get you something? - I'm fine. I have caramels. 389 00:28:45,874 --> 00:28:48,632 Do you have it? - Yes, I have it. 390 00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:53,973 Do you ever spend time at home? -Wesley's mother lives in New Jersey. 391 00:28:54,015 --> 00:28:56,466 And his father works late. 392 00:28:58,295 --> 00:29:01,210 I'm glad we can help. 393 00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:04,621 Welcome to the family, Wesley. - Thank you, Tom. 394 00:29:04,664 --> 00:29:10,446 Do you want to see something really cool? - Naturally. 395 00:29:19,311 --> 00:29:22,900 Wesley, you can hurt yourself! - That was incredible. 396 00:29:23,487 --> 00:29:26,924 Wait a minute, it's that one. - What are you going to do? 397 00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:30,874 The "Gherkin Campaign" This way I can rehabilitate myself. 398 00:29:31,629 --> 00:29:34,092 Promise me you'll never do this again. 399 00:29:34,135 --> 00:29:37,118 Do that again. - I'm not feeling so good right now. 400 00:29:37,161 --> 00:29:39,415 Come on, buddy, I got this for you need my work. 401 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,538 Don't know. - I'll give you 20 dollars. 402 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:44,718 Tom! -Deal. 403 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,664 Here comes my little Karate Kid. 404 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:56,152 Tom, when I say you're at the gym 7:45 does not mean 8.47. 405 00:29:56,195 --> 00:30:00,083 I'm sorry, listen, I have one great idea for the "Pickle Campaign." 406 00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:03,110 Last night... - First of all, I want you to calm down. 407 00:30:03,153 --> 00:30:07,390 I am calm. - We start by painting the fence. 408 00:30:07,433 --> 00:30:10,661 Today is not for work, today is for bonding. 409 00:30:10,703 --> 00:30:14,245 Today we are going to practice as men. Can you practice like a man, Tom? 410 00:30:14,288 --> 00:30:22,457 I guess there are no spin bikes? - Of course not. I have wheels for legs. 411 00:30:22,499 --> 00:30:27,711 I'll never be able to do spinning, even though you and your super sister think how easy it is. 412 00:30:27,754 --> 00:30:31,365 We play basketball. - Basketball? 413 00:30:31,407 --> 00:30:35,493 That's right. - Of course you do. We play basketball. 414 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,770 Do you want to keep it open? Thank you. 415 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:51,371 Chip, no. - Tom, yes. 416 00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:54,085 I told the boys that you participates. You'll like it. 417 00:30:54,128 --> 00:30:56,487 I don't feel comfortable with it. I'm sorry. 418 00:30:56,530 --> 00:31:00,545 Come on, what do you mean by not easy? We always do this with other guys. 419 00:31:01,645 --> 00:31:04,817 They're all cool. - Naturally. 420 00:31:05,193 --> 00:31:09,968 Are you cool? Are you depressed? Come on, sit in there. 421 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:12,806 The rules are the same, except the dribbling. 422 00:31:12,848 --> 00:31:17,781 The player with the ball does not man his seat push forward more than 2 times... 423 00:31:17,824 --> 00:31:23,244 With either hand in either direction, without the ball hitting the floor first. 424 00:31:23,287 --> 00:31:28,255 Push twice and you get a penalty, ...you have that, don't you?. 425 00:31:28,298 --> 00:31:32,535 And don't move your legs during the match. The players consider that unfair. 426 00:31:32,577 --> 00:31:34,991 Guys! 427 00:31:37,169 --> 00:31:39,076 Hello. 428 00:31:39,119 --> 00:31:40,641 Listen. 429 00:31:40,684 --> 00:31:44,901 I play with Eddie. New boy, You get the colonel! 430 00:31:45,590 --> 00:31:47,043 Are you good? - No. 431 00:31:47,086 --> 00:31:48,261 Can you throw? - No. 432 00:31:48,304 --> 00:31:49,966 Get into your seat quickly? - Slowly. 433 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:52,751 Good at defending? - I'm actually a beginner. 434 00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:54,838 I like you. - Thank you. 435 00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:57,745 You are honest. I don't like fakes. 436 00:31:58,047 --> 00:32:01,726 I don't like fakes. - Nobody likes fakes, sir. 437 00:32:01,769 --> 00:32:05,380 Do your best and keep your hands off the outside of the wheels. 438 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,110 Otherwise...this could happen! 439 00:32:08,972 --> 00:32:12,165 The match has started, guys. We are teammates! 440 00:32:12,207 --> 00:32:16,745 You can't leave me here. 441 00:32:19,098 --> 00:32:22,673 Here comes the goal... 442 00:32:22,716 --> 00:32:26,280 That's defending, you have to learn how to play, okay�? NB!! 443 00:32:30,858 --> 00:32:33,687 This way, buddy! 444 00:32:46,586 --> 00:32:49,344 I'm free! 445 00:32:52,222 --> 00:32:54,803 Why? 446 00:33:00,261 --> 00:33:04,311 You're on the brakes, moving forward. 447 00:33:05,376 --> 00:33:08,916 Ok�, 10 against 10. Match point. 448 00:33:08,959 --> 00:33:10,865 Catch. 449 00:33:10,908 --> 00:33:13,701 Ball is in! 450 00:33:15,709 --> 00:33:19,095 You missed him. Back to me. 451 00:33:19,502 --> 00:33:22,116 This is what you want, friend. 452 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,118 Go boy! 453 00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:39,696 Nice puh! 454 00:33:39,857 --> 00:33:43,258 Guys, he moved his legs. - What? 455 00:33:43,301 --> 00:33:45,431 What are you talking about? 456 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:51,401 Can you walk? - I think there's a misunderstanding. 457 00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:54,723 Chip, can you...? 458 00:33:55,863 --> 00:33:59,320 That looks like trouble. 459 00:34:01,882 --> 00:34:05,827 A Mushiwaky, because you screwed up, Tom? 460 00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:11,547 I saved you from the colonel's grasp, 5 minutes after you passed out. 461 00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:16,141 Thank you very much, Chip. - You don't have to say it, you're my dog. 462 00:34:16,183 --> 00:34:21,151 I'm going to take a shower. Will you bring me my shampoo? - No. 463 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:24,201 Oh my God! 464 00:34:24,672 --> 00:34:27,066 Look after. 465 00:34:27,109 --> 00:34:29,953 Do you want your towel around your waist? - You don't have to. 466 00:34:29,996 --> 00:34:35,487 Didn't you want to tell me something about you? little idea of the "Pickle Campaign?" 467 00:34:35,530 --> 00:34:39,746 No, I'm fine. - Great, you're still not at the company. 468 00:34:39,843 --> 00:34:43,767 You are still far away from coming up with ideas. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay? 469 00:34:43,810 --> 00:34:47,699 Good. -Tom, it's okay�. 470 00:34:47,742 --> 00:34:50,100 He loves it. 471 00:34:50,143 --> 00:34:52,901 Or not? 472 00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:05,115 You... hit my face. 473 00:35:06,531 --> 00:35:11,412 If you want to feel the insignificant universe, really want to feel... 474 00:35:11,855 --> 00:35:14,526 Then try the Himalayas to snowboard. 475 00:35:14,569 --> 00:35:19,201 You...inspire me. I'm sorry from your face, brother. 476 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:23,592 The leader. 477 00:35:24,694 --> 00:35:28,131 Power Pickle. The same tomato, just less Mexican. 478 00:35:28,173 --> 00:35:30,218 With more appearance. 479 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,550 Power pickle likes extreme skating. 480 00:35:32,593 --> 00:35:35,751 He likes extreme snowboarding. 481 00:35:35,794 --> 00:35:38,048 And also like extreme skydiving. 482 00:35:38,091 --> 00:35:42,557 And above all, he likes extreme lunches. 483 00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:46,377 Phallic. 484 00:35:47,277 --> 00:35:50,608 That looks like an advertisement. - Precisely! 485 00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:55,355 Nobody likes commercials. - That's also true. 486 00:35:56,184 --> 00:35:58,402 I actually have something... - Who is this? 487 00:35:58,445 --> 00:36:02,787 This is Tom, the new creative assistant. Tom it's actually... 488 00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:08,737 They are actually the creators who make a proposal. 489 00:36:08,779 --> 00:36:14,164 It's better to listen to one beggar then to a rich fool. 490 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:16,965 I want to listen to the beggar. 491 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,620 Ok�, thank you. I saw a child... 492 00:36:20,783 --> 00:36:23,072 one day do this funny trick. 493 00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:26,692 I don't know, I think the commercial would be funny. 494 00:36:26,735 --> 00:36:29,731 Tell me what you think. 495 00:36:45,801 --> 00:36:49,603 Congratulations, Tom, you did it. 496 00:36:52,446 --> 00:36:55,884 Tom, I want you to give this to Jack Connor shows. 497 00:36:55,926 --> 00:36:57,310 Chip. - Boss? 498 00:36:57,353 --> 00:37:00,420 You are Tom's second pilot. -Co-pilot! 499 00:37:02,224 --> 00:37:04,617 Did you think so? 500 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:06,531 Do you mountain bike? 501 00:37:06,573 --> 00:37:09,420 Yes, when I get the chance. 502 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:12,376 There are special paths here, especially at sunset. 503 00:37:12,419 --> 00:37:15,984 Tom, inspire. We would be there have to go sometime. 504 00:37:18,996 --> 00:37:23,497 Well said! - I need a bicycle. 505 00:37:27,207 --> 00:37:31,062 I hope you're not mad because your whole pickle stuff was just... 506 00:37:31,105 --> 00:37:33,497 It was just like... 507 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:40,178 Tom, if you think I'm worried about Power Pickle, then you are making a mistake. 508 00:37:40,221 --> 00:37:43,901 I have ideas like that during my sleep, and one day... 509 00:37:43,944 --> 00:37:47,137 when I leave the flowers in Barcelona and then look back and this campaign is... 510 00:37:47,179 --> 00:37:53,105 a little sad joke. 511 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,054 Did he say that? - I had no idea what he was talking about. 512 00:37:57,096 --> 00:38:00,116 There is an advertising agency in it Barcelona called: Idea. 513 00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:04,883 They specialize in more things. Chip applied there. 514 00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:10,728 No one knows anything about it but I saw it sending emails with that Mr. Tomato figures. 515 00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:13,944 That guy is completely crazy. - I know. 516 00:38:14,564 --> 00:38:17,826 He's great in bed. - How do you know that? 517 00:38:17,869 --> 00:38:20,019 Nancy slept with him last Christmas. 518 00:38:20,062 --> 00:38:23,128 She said it was the best sex that she ever had. 519 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:27,847 Apparently he's good with his arms balancing, and that angle is so intense... 520 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:31,383 'Cause you're on top... - I don't want to hear about it. 521 00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:40,604 What? - Someone stole my wife's photo. 522 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:47,297 Sofia Kowalski! - Abbie Marsh. 523 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:52,621 Good to see you. Who is this little one? - This is Oliver. 524 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,997 Peter... Peter? 525 00:38:56,039 --> 00:39:00,125 Would you like to give Oliver a hug? 526 00:39:00,632 --> 00:39:03,582 Yes? That's a big yes! 527 00:39:03,624 --> 00:39:08,383 Yes, he likes to cuddle. 528 00:39:08,425 --> 00:39:12,643 Cuddling with new friends... 529 00:39:14,410 --> 00:39:20,597 The Apana Sana helps with digestion disturbances, the farting and the constipation. 530 00:39:20,639 --> 00:39:23,812 Should we ask permission? 531 00:39:40,506 --> 00:39:43,611 Do you need a little? 532 00:39:44,787 --> 00:39:48,953 It's udder ointment. The farmers use it for the udders of cows. 533 00:39:48,996 --> 00:39:52,573 It's the best thing in the world for sore nipples. 534 00:39:52,616 --> 00:39:55,426 It's great. - Good. 535 00:39:55,468 --> 00:39:59,235 Tom... Look at this lamp. 536 00:39:59,922 --> 00:40:04,353 Wollebin gave that to me to say thank you that I hired you. 537 00:40:04,725 --> 00:40:10,615 It is not easy for me since he took over. 538 00:40:11,093 --> 00:40:15,831 I want to tell you that you are doing great. 539 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:22,546 Thank you... Dad. - Have you seen my whales? 540 00:40:23,096 --> 00:40:26,684 What? - Did I show you my whales? 541 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:31,823 No. - Sometimes I sit here and stare at them. 542 00:40:31,865 --> 00:40:34,623 It's so peaceful. 543 00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:37,894 I gave them names. 544 00:40:38,267 --> 00:40:40,728 That's... Oh damn! -Are you okay? 545 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,945 That lamp is red hot! 546 00:40:59,909 --> 00:41:03,818 Come on, buddy. 547 00:41:10,870 --> 00:41:13,194 Hi! - Hello, woman. 548 00:41:13,236 --> 00:41:19,665 Hello son, daddy is home. - He cries all day. 549 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,358 No! 550 00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:35,740 What about that bike? - Wollebin asked if I would go mountain biking with him. 551 00:41:35,783 --> 00:41:40,356 He asked me after I took charge gave of the "Gherkin Campaign." 552 00:41:40,481 --> 00:41:44,841 $1200? - Honey, a bike like that costs 1500. 553 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:50,041 Try going in circles. Try it. They call it; high performance laps. 554 00:41:50,084 --> 00:41:54,948 You've never been mountain biking in your life. - If you want it, I'll bring it back. 555 00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:58,392 I want you to bring him back. - You know what. I'm not bringing it back. 556 00:41:58,435 --> 00:42:02,865 I think physical fitness is good and it is also good for my career. 557 00:42:03,272 --> 00:42:06,568 My day was terrible. A girl that I hated at school came along... 558 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:11,022 And I had to go to her baby group and everyone called me a bad mother. 559 00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:15,859 You are a wonderful mother. Dad had mountain biking with Wollebin. 560 00:42:15,902 --> 00:42:19,360 Chip can't mountain bike. - Tom! 561 00:42:19,555 --> 00:42:21,418 It was a joke. 562 00:42:21,461 --> 00:42:24,175 Jokes about someone's disability making is not fun. 563 00:42:24,217 --> 00:42:27,392 It was a joke. 564 00:42:31,211 --> 00:42:35,448 sleep within 5 minutes. Dad has magical hands. 565 00:42:35,491 --> 00:42:38,664 And what does Wesley get from this pickle thing? 566 00:42:38,763 --> 00:42:42,872 I already have an agreement. He gets 1000 dollars if the commercial is approved. 567 00:42:44,052 --> 00:42:48,719 What are you doing? - It's udder ointment. This is for cows. 568 00:42:49,862 --> 00:42:55,838 Rub on udders. - It feels like Wesley is being exploited. 569 00:42:55,881 --> 00:43:01,927 I understand. I already know what's happening. Someone is a little jealous. 570 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,772 What? 571 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:09,444 Come on, you were the star before. Now I climb on the ladder. That makes you a little crazy. 572 00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:13,050 Admit it. 573 00:43:23,056 --> 00:43:27,452 I'm going to score a "Touch down"... - That's not going to happen, Tom. 574 00:43:30,885 --> 00:43:34,544 Use the udder ointment. 575 00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:38,740 Jack, good to see you. How are you? 576 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:41,976 That's Tom Riley, he's helping me with the campaign. 577 00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:45,108 Riley, or not. You certainly have Irish blood. 578 00:43:45,151 --> 00:43:51,077 My great-grandfather was Irish so I have a little bit of alcohol blood in me. 579 00:43:52,805 --> 00:43:55,349 Are you making a fool of me? 580 00:43:57,851 --> 00:44:00,157 No, I'm sorry... I... 581 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,498 I thought the accent was fake. - Why? 582 00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:08,642 Don't know. Don't know. 583 00:44:09,926 --> 00:44:13,205 A bit unhappy. Jack, you'll be the like new campaign. 584 00:44:26,001 --> 00:44:29,089 Is that something? That's incredible, isn't it? 585 00:44:29,132 --> 00:44:32,199 When I saw that boy I thought, "That's it!" 586 00:44:32,402 --> 00:44:34,761 We've all already said hello against the face of "Pickle Web". 587 00:44:34,803 --> 00:44:37,977 Well done, Chip. - Thank you very much, Jack. 588 00:44:38,457 --> 00:44:41,595 I'm sorry but you have to please excuse me. 589 00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:45,773 Jack! 590 00:44:46,286 --> 00:44:48,748 Naturally. 591 00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:51,253 Tom, please do us a favor... 592 00:44:51,296 --> 00:44:55,240 and present the Sales Market Penetration Strategy. 593 00:44:56,551 --> 00:45:02,006 Sales penetration strategy. Something something is important for the current youth market. 594 00:45:02,048 --> 00:45:05,671 Penetration. 595 00:45:07,302 --> 00:45:12,374 We look at the long term because then we achieve the maximum "P. 596 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:17,037 Profit. - Isn't the "P" Price? 597 00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:20,987 You think about capital letters, this is a lowercase letter. 598 00:45:21,255 --> 00:45:24,783 Write that down. We continue. 599 00:45:25,952 --> 00:45:30,606 "That's Jane's clue. 600 00:45:30,649 --> 00:45:34,973 Talked to Chris about the Penetration strategy talk? 601 00:45:35,277 --> 00:45:38,122 Chris? -Chris Colwell. 602 00:45:38,165 --> 00:45:40,732 Your Director of Marketing Research. 603 00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:43,569 Oh, Chris, Chris. 604 00:45:43,628 --> 00:45:48,039 Chris, yes, I spoke to him this morning and he loved it. 605 00:45:48,082 --> 00:45:53,664 Chris Colwell is a woman. - Yes. 606 00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:58,702 Why do you call him "him"? - That's a little joke we have. 607 00:45:58,763 --> 00:46:05,698 Everyone calls Chris a he because... she looks like a man. 608 00:46:06,070 --> 00:46:09,564 She has a small mustache. 609 00:46:09,759 --> 00:46:13,217 But it's gone now, she's waxed it. 610 00:46:13,377 --> 00:46:17,441 She looks great. If you her then tell me how good she looks. 611 00:46:17,484 --> 00:46:21,250 Because we are all proud of her. 612 00:46:28,201 --> 00:46:33,203 Tom, I'm sorry I ran off. How did the rest of the meeting go? 613 00:46:33,246 --> 00:46:38,387 What were you thinking? You put me on the spot. - I'm sorry, I had a medical emergency. 614 00:46:38,430 --> 00:46:42,458 What kind of emergency? - I don't want to do it in front of others 615 00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:46,947 people about it, but if you want to know... but sometimes I have bladder problems, okay? 616 00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:52,393 It's embarrassing but it's one of those things what you have to deal with when you are paralyzed. 617 00:47:59,433 --> 00:48:01,269 A toast. 618 00:48:01,312 --> 00:48:06,244 Tom, to be honest, Amelia and I have we wonder how long it will take... 619 00:48:06,287 --> 00:48:09,064 before you finished your act. 620 00:48:09,106 --> 00:48:11,899 Bob! - Amelia, please! 621 00:48:12,585 --> 00:48:15,118 It took a while... 622 00:48:15,161 --> 00:48:18,353 But you have now realized who you are. 623 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,207 You're an advertising man. 624 00:48:21,249 --> 00:48:23,793 Tom Riley. 625 00:48:27,721 --> 00:48:30,880 The one. 626 00:48:30,923 --> 00:48:33,176 Are you looking up to me now, buddy? 627 00:48:33,218 --> 00:48:36,934 when you're a little older realize that your daddy... 628 00:48:36,977 --> 00:48:40,993 has absolutely no idea what he is doing. 629 00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:48,291 I don't want to go back to that. 630 00:48:48,876 --> 00:48:52,278 I don't want to go back there what did you think you and me... 631 00:48:52,321 --> 00:48:56,574 sit here and you shit your pants, okay? 632 00:48:59,419 --> 00:49:03,204 Are you doing well? - Yes, why? 633 00:49:03,247 --> 00:49:05,918 Chip said you were treated badly. 634 00:49:05,961 --> 00:49:08,806 Did he call you? - He called because he's worried about you. 635 00:49:08,849 --> 00:49:12,343 You behaved hostilely. - Was I acting hostile? 636 00:49:23,706 --> 00:49:27,282 Jack Conner called about some asshole. What the hell is wrong with you? 637 00:49:27,325 --> 00:49:29,822 Bob, Mushiwaky, but Chip left me. 638 00:49:29,865 --> 00:49:32,710 You made fun of his mother because she would have a mustache! 639 00:49:32,753 --> 00:49:35,145 That's not true. I said that Chris Colwell had a moustache. 640 00:49:35,188 --> 00:49:38,590 Chris Colwell doesn't have a mustache. - I thought Chris Colwell was a man... 641 00:49:38,633 --> 00:49:41,676 because Chris is often a man's name. 642 00:49:42,808 --> 00:49:48,507 Three creators spoke to me this morning because you humiliated Chip because of his disability. 643 00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:51,500 Chip is blocking me. - Chip's trying to help you. 644 00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:53,831 He came to me and asked how he could help you. 645 00:49:53,873 --> 00:49:58,076 Don't you see that? It's part of his plan. that guy is a genius of psychology.. 646 00:49:58,119 --> 00:50:02,356 You don't worry about my job is risking by hiring you... 647 00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:07,494 but you have your family 1000 km for this moves. You have to keep yourself... 648 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,681 We're just washing our hands. 649 00:50:11,724 --> 00:50:14,846 I just put him down for a nap. I'm too desperate for an adult conversation. 650 00:50:14,889 --> 00:50:17,840 did De Palma call you back? - Yes, we have a lawsuit tape. 651 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:22,572 No, that other file. It's a madhouse. Can you call back? 652 00:50:22,615 --> 00:50:24,815 Naturally. 653 00:50:33,957 --> 00:50:38,591 Tom! Wait a minute. Sorry about that. Times are tough, aren't they? 654 00:50:38,634 --> 00:50:41,117 Looks like you're a good one need a listener, buddy 655 00:50:41,159 --> 00:50:46,057 I don't think I fit in there, Manny. - I've been there, man. 656 00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:50,602 You? You are Sunburst. What are you talking about? - That's what you thought? 657 00:50:56,958 --> 00:51:01,368 When I bought this little guy, I felt much more modern to me. Do you want to try it? 658 00:51:01,411 --> 00:51:04,221 No, why don't you keep it. He's yours. 659 00:51:04,264 --> 00:51:08,606 It's not about being modern. I can't getting along with Chip... 660 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:11,441 and that's why I get into an argument with my wife. 661 00:51:12,093 --> 00:51:15,704 Today is your lucky day, I am studying to become a marriage counselor. 662 00:51:15,746 --> 00:51:17,688 Real? - Yes. 663 00:51:17,730 --> 00:51:21,117 It's a great way to get women to meet and... men. 664 00:51:21,383 --> 00:51:23,776 That offers many possibilities. 665 00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:27,708 I like sex with women but men are better at cuddling. 666 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:30,109 Of course, of course. 667 00:51:30,152 --> 00:51:33,241 Manny, Right now I'm willing to try anything. I love my wife so much... 668 00:51:33,284 --> 00:51:35,885 but I don't talk to her anymore. 669 00:51:35,928 --> 00:51:40,217 How am I supposed to tell her how miserable I am while she is so happy? 670 00:51:50,715 --> 00:51:54,889 Sofia, remember the laughter deeply starts from within and... 671 00:51:54,932 --> 00:52:00,172 then... Ha, ha, ha, it rolls out! 672 00:52:00,215 --> 00:52:05,797 I only laugh when something funny happens. 673 00:52:05,851 --> 00:52:10,506 I noticed that Oliver didn't is very happy. He never smiles. 674 00:52:10,549 --> 00:52:15,538 He always smiles but just not now. 675 00:52:16,498 --> 00:52:21,396 You're not going to like this, Sofia, but you are a very unhappy person. 676 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:23,743 And I don't think it's right for Olivier. 677 00:52:23,786 --> 00:52:26,998 You won't like this either but you're an idiot. 678 00:52:27,041 --> 00:52:30,250 And your son Petertje is a dipshit. 679 00:52:34,905 --> 00:52:40,689 Here's Professor Polar Bear. Here's Professor Polar Bear. 680 00:52:52,025 --> 00:52:55,601 Let's start with deep breathing. 681 00:52:55,643 --> 00:52:58,093 Relax. 682 00:53:00,758 --> 00:53:02,699 Mom! 683 00:53:02,741 --> 00:53:05,500 Mom, answer the phone! 684 00:53:05,768 --> 00:53:11,730 Sorry, answer the phone and don't come down. I have a session! 685 00:53:14,572 --> 00:53:18,409 Lots of exercise of a new era. 686 00:53:18,538 --> 00:53:22,554 I hope you trust me. - Naturally. 687 00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:26,524 Let's start with each other's holding genitals. 688 00:53:26,567 --> 00:53:28,029 We're leaving. 689 00:53:28,071 --> 00:53:31,056 I just poked. - No, you don't sting anything! 690 00:53:31,099 --> 00:53:33,527 Say you're joking. - I'm kidding. 691 00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:36,381 I just lit the moon, that's all. - Come on. 692 00:53:36,424 --> 00:53:39,881 Don't sit down, I have an exercise. 693 00:53:40,808 --> 00:53:43,756 This is called: 'I am very upset.' 694 00:53:43,799 --> 00:53:46,575 It's a great way to get to the... roots of your hurt feeling. 695 00:53:46,618 --> 00:53:52,212 Both say: I am hurt by..." and tap each other with the bat. 696 00:53:52,254 --> 00:53:56,270 Okay�? Sofia, you start. 697 00:53:58,030 --> 00:54:02,059 I'm upset because you said that bought a mountain bike. 698 00:54:02,102 --> 00:54:04,530 Tap him. 699 00:54:04,573 --> 00:54:06,617 Good. Tom? 700 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:12,550 I'm upset because we have a whole not having sex for a long time. 701 00:54:14,558 --> 00:54:17,612 I'm upset that you're not having a baby passed 4 kilos through your vagina. 702 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:20,413 Maybe then you would understand. 703 00:54:20,578 --> 00:54:22,518 Well, that's great! 704 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,963 I'm appalled that you're doing it to Chip. - Are you doing it with Chip? 705 00:54:26,006 --> 00:54:27,354 No. - Yes! 706 00:54:27,397 --> 00:54:30,439 I'm upset that you just got it said I'll do it with Chip! 707 00:54:31,642 --> 00:54:34,293 You can't hit people in the face. 708 00:54:35,086 --> 00:54:37,967 I'm upset that you asked me to come here. 709 00:54:38,010 --> 00:54:40,403 Please don't hit me again. 710 00:54:40,446 --> 00:54:43,168 Please don't hit me again. 711 00:54:58,469 --> 00:55:02,580 That helped. - Look what I brought. 712 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,986 I love you very much. - I love you too. 713 00:55:07,029 --> 00:55:13,062 Are you happy? You can tell me. 714 00:55:14,648 --> 00:55:17,669 I... That must be the babysitter. 715 00:55:17,712 --> 00:55:21,299 Hello? - I'm looking at the 89 Tigers Paw... 716 00:55:21,713 --> 00:55:25,531 and I see a pretty girl in a tight T-shirt. 717 00:55:25,574 --> 00:55:28,211 I can't talk now. Can I call you back later? 718 00:55:28,254 --> 00:55:32,735 Dear Chip. Thanks for being the last one 4 years have been great. 719 00:55:32,778 --> 00:55:39,569 I will never forget you. It supports me during difficult moments... 720 00:56:23,509 --> 00:56:28,046 Tom is a man with vision and so am I wants him in the meeting. 721 00:56:28,868 --> 00:56:31,433 Take this videotape with you tomorrow morning. 722 00:56:31,476 --> 00:56:35,137 I want to have a name on it and make copies. 723 00:57:26,175 --> 00:57:29,472 Hey buddy, good to see you! 724 00:57:29,515 --> 00:57:32,115 Do that cool hamburger trick one more time, buddy. 725 00:57:32,158 --> 00:57:34,622 I can't. - Where are you saying now? Of course you can. 726 00:57:34,665 --> 00:57:36,501 I don't eat meat anymore. - What? 727 00:57:36,543 --> 00:57:39,047 I saw a program yesterday how it is made. 728 00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:40,850 They kill animals. 729 00:57:40,893 --> 00:57:44,121 Have you become a vegetarian since yesterday? - Yeah, so what? 730 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:47,322 We provide a vegetarian hamburger. - No. 731 00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:53,099 Wesley, you're going to be just as famous Harry Potter of Urkle. 732 00:57:53,141 --> 00:57:56,925 Tom, it's not going to happen. End of discussion. 733 00:57:56,968 --> 00:58:00,162 Don't treat me like an idiot! - It's mine. 734 00:58:00,205 --> 00:58:03,069 You get it back when you eat a hamburger. 735 00:58:04,727 --> 00:58:07,034 Come here! - Help! 736 00:58:07,962 --> 00:58:12,930 Wesley, Wesley! 737 00:58:12,973 --> 00:58:17,060 I wasn't ready to say anything yet. - Can I help you? 738 00:58:18,053 --> 00:58:20,499 Hey. 739 00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:23,939 I just moved next door. 740 00:58:24,178 --> 00:58:27,221 Nice to meet you. I just spoke with Wesley, he's great. 741 00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:38,106 Tom? - Yes. 742 00:58:39,836 --> 00:58:42,473 Did you just yell at Wesley? - You gotta talk to that kid, Sofia. 743 00:58:42,516 --> 00:58:45,567 Chip has gone way over the line. - What are you talking about? 744 00:58:45,610 --> 00:58:48,351 He's talking about the video tape on purpose recorded by Wesley. 745 00:58:48,394 --> 00:58:50,093 We need to give him another hamburger let him eat. 746 00:58:50,136 --> 00:58:53,363 If he doesn't want it, find someone else. - Of course, honey. 747 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:57,017 I call other kids in the neighborhood who swallow a hamburger in one bite. 748 00:58:57,060 --> 00:58:59,801 I'm sure no one will come. 749 00:58:59,843 --> 00:59:05,104 You have to calm down. You're acting crazy. - I'm acting crazy? That little bastard... 750 00:59:07,046 --> 00:59:09,625 Can you open the door? 751 00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:16,275 Hi. I think you man the skateboard from my son. 752 00:59:33,524 --> 00:59:35,935 Tom, you're not going to believe this. 753 00:59:36,204 --> 00:59:39,536 Bob has Wesley's tape on his desk and we lost it. 754 00:59:39,579 --> 00:59:41,486 No shoes on the prayer rug. 755 00:59:41,528 --> 00:59:46,376 We have found the cause. Someone has some papers placed near the lamp. 756 00:59:46,642 --> 00:59:51,402 Jesus, Bob. - It was an accident. 757 00:59:51,445 --> 00:59:54,950 No, it's yet another mistake. Earlier this week... 758 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:58,724 it already cost a customer. It can be the next are Smith and Hawkins. 759 00:59:58,890 --> 01:00:01,526 I can fix it. 760 01:00:01,569 --> 01:00:04,541 All I have to do is Putting Wesley back on tape. 761 01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:07,254 Trust me, I can fix it. 762 01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:14,279 Go get help, now! Go! 763 01:00:15,766 --> 01:00:19,603 I'm not here to hurt you, Wesley. I just came to talk to you. 764 01:00:19,871 --> 01:00:24,804 Look what I have. 1000 dollars from my own bank account! 765 01:00:24,847 --> 01:00:27,126 All for you. What do you think? 766 01:00:27,169 --> 01:00:29,884 My lawyer says that I'm not allowed to talk to you. 767 01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:33,433 Your lawyer? - Hey, get away from the kids! 768 01:00:33,476 --> 01:00:36,025 I just talk to him... 769 01:00:50,177 --> 01:00:53,318 Mom, Tom just got home. I'll call you back. 770 01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:56,967 My father has been fired. - What? 771 01:00:57,276 --> 01:01:00,782 I told him to wait. I would make everything in order. 772 01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:05,793 He gets blamed for a fire? - Oh my God. That's not what it's about. 773 01:01:05,836 --> 01:01:08,994 The Wesley video is by the fire destroyed, so... 774 01:01:09,036 --> 01:01:11,430 The Wesley video? 775 01:01:11,473 --> 01:01:15,797 What? - You said the Wesley video was overwritten. 776 01:01:17,075 --> 01:01:21,345 I know, what I wanted to explain to you was that it wasn't a thing. 777 01:01:21,388 --> 01:01:24,339 Wallebin doesn't know the video stuff it was my father's fault, wasn't it? 778 01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:28,410 Sofia, it's a complicated situation... - Did you tell him or not? Yes or no? 779 01:01:28,453 --> 01:01:32,099 It wouldn't make any difference. - I don't believe you. 780 01:01:32,141 --> 01:01:33,709 What you what Sofia... 781 01:01:33,752 --> 01:01:37,561 if you had helped get Wesley again to put it on tape, this would not have happened. 782 01:01:37,604 --> 01:01:40,449 Have you gone crazy? - Your father would be fired anyway! 783 01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:42,746 I should have volunteered and also be fired? 784 01:01:42,788 --> 01:01:45,996 I tried to make it right, It didn't work, I'm sorry. 785 01:01:46,128 --> 01:01:48,800 I'm doing all this for you, Sofia. 786 01:01:48,843 --> 01:01:51,548 Everything! You have it so easy. You hang out with Olivier all day. 787 01:01:51,591 --> 01:01:53,393 Do you think I like what I do? 788 01:01:53,435 --> 01:01:57,272 Did you think I liked that job? I hate it. I feel completely paralyzed. 789 01:02:03,246 --> 01:02:04,666 Sofia... - I'm going to my parents. 790 01:02:04,709 --> 01:02:07,675 Call me when you've calmed down. 791 01:02:41,382 --> 01:02:44,627 Nice ride, Tom. I thought this thing had appeal. 792 01:02:44,931 --> 01:02:47,776 What are you doing here Chip? - I happened to be in the area. 793 01:02:47,819 --> 01:02:51,325 Did I see Sofia leaving with a suitcase? - Don't worry about it. 794 01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,936 Is it all working, Tom? Because I know that you screwed up a few jobs... 795 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:57,728 and one thing about women, they smell a failure a mile away. 796 01:02:57,771 --> 01:03:00,616 It's not work, okay? - Is it sexual? 797 01:03:00,659 --> 01:03:02,703 Is there a problem down there? 798 01:03:02,746 --> 01:03:05,975 If so, they sell via the internet pumps but I don't know if it works. 799 01:03:06,018 --> 01:03:09,177 I don't need a pump. - I was thinking about Sofia... 800 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:11,715 alone and vulnerable and I don't like that. 801 01:03:11,758 --> 01:03:14,743 I swear to God, Chip. If you are in the comes near my wife, I will... 802 01:03:14,786 --> 01:03:18,243 What are you going to do, Tom? You caught us on your hidden camera? 803 01:03:18,718 --> 01:03:21,203 How did you know? - Let's race. 804 01:03:22,579 --> 01:03:25,231 How did you know? 805 01:03:31,765 --> 01:03:34,542 Son of a bitch. 806 01:03:34,585 --> 01:03:37,105 Chip! 807 01:03:37,646 --> 01:03:41,987 Chip! - I couldn't get up the stairs. 808 01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:44,609 I hope I'm not inconvenient. 809 01:04:21,384 --> 01:04:25,516 It's not easy being alone with your arms to swim, especially when the water is 38 degrees. 810 01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:30,110 I can't believe you're still alive. - I'm always a risk taker, Sofia. 811 01:04:30,153 --> 01:04:34,319 I like to push the boundaries. - Chip, you fill this house with warmth. 812 01:04:34,362 --> 01:04:36,999 And we can really use that now. 813 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:40,513 It's not that Bob got fired but Tom and Sofia have problems... 814 01:04:40,556 --> 01:04:44,119 Mom! Mom! - You have them, right? 815 01:04:45,009 --> 01:04:51,334 I rented a movie and have it in my bag and would just look at it... 816 01:04:51,377 --> 01:04:55,178 but I would like to share it as you guys are in there. 817 01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:59,391 Would you like to see a movie? - Of course, Chip. 818 01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:37,890 Sofia, I need to talk to you. 819 01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:39,977 Listen, you have the right to be upset. 820 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:42,865 I'm not angry... - Let me finish. 821 01:05:42,908 --> 01:05:46,484 I found out. I don't have the put the wrong tape in the camera. 822 01:05:46,527 --> 01:05:47,980 Chip switched them. - What? 823 01:05:48,023 --> 01:05:51,947 Chip has been sabotaging me since day one. And now I have proof. 824 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:54,243 You can see his face on the reflection of my computer. 825 01:05:54,286 --> 01:05:57,549 Hi Tom. - What's he doing here? 826 01:05:57,592 --> 01:06:01,133 What are you doing with my son? Take the baby away. -Tom, calm down! 827 01:06:01,175 --> 01:06:02,613 Take the baby from me. 828 01:06:02,656 --> 01:06:04,647 Are you coming here to deal with my woman to do, Hot Weels? 829 01:06:04,690 --> 01:06:06,004 Tom! - Hot Weels? 830 01:06:06,046 --> 01:06:08,139 Chip is here because he heard that my father had been fired. 831 01:06:08,182 --> 01:06:09,691 And how did that happen? 832 01:06:09,734 --> 01:06:14,759 That my chair became shorter? That there was gay porn on my computer? 833 01:06:15,128 --> 01:06:18,530 You're making fun of everyone, "crippled." - Tom! 834 01:06:18,573 --> 01:06:20,826 That's enough. - I'm in a wheelchair. 835 01:06:20,869 --> 01:06:23,854 Everyone feels sorry for you because you don't have a... have sex and can't use your legs. 836 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:28,434 Or can he? He can walk. I have proof. 837 01:06:28,629 --> 01:06:31,300 What is that? - Get up, counterfeiter! 838 01:06:31,343 --> 01:06:33,579 You can walk! 839 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:46,888 Tom, have you gone crazy? - That man can't walk! 840 01:06:46,931 --> 01:06:50,069 We'll check that out! 841 01:06:53,403 --> 01:06:56,860 He's dead! - I'm fine. 842 01:06:58,170 --> 01:07:00,875 This isn't Chip, it's Danny. - Danny? 843 01:07:00,918 --> 01:07:03,152 That's Chip's twin brother! 844 01:07:03,195 --> 01:07:06,582 He joined five years ago died an accident. 845 01:07:06,624 --> 01:07:10,270 He was my hero. - Tom, come down and get out of the house! 846 01:07:10,313 --> 01:07:12,928 Out of the house, out! 847 01:07:12,991 --> 01:07:16,847 I liked it... I liked it... - Out! 848 01:07:16,890 --> 01:07:20,341 I saw his face in my computer... - Out! 849 01:07:21,969 --> 01:07:27,563 For God's sake, Tom. What's wrong with you? You throw a disabled man down the stairs. 850 01:07:27,605 --> 01:07:34,268 Mushowaky. I was wrong about that lame thing but he is responsible for your dismissal... 851 01:07:35,123 --> 01:07:37,723 What the hell is wrong with you? 852 01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:40,701 You could have killed him. 853 01:07:41,281 --> 01:07:44,870 Sofia. - I think you should go. 854 01:08:15,554 --> 01:08:18,312 Are you sure you're okay? - I'm fine. 855 01:08:20,357 --> 01:08:23,743 I'm more worried about you. 856 01:08:25,470 --> 01:08:34,599 I can tell you that you are not happy because you are on the wrong track. 857 01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:37,632 Don't know. 858 01:08:37,675 --> 01:08:44,635 Maybe it's because you still are looking for something you haven't found yet. 859 01:08:44,678 --> 01:08:47,851 You know, I... 860 01:08:48,469 --> 01:08:54,517 I know who I am. Everyone thinks that I have everything and all that. 861 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:59,388 The Ohio Advertiser of the Year and that I'm going to Barcelona soon. 862 01:08:59,431 --> 01:09:02,241 But I have no one to share that with. 863 01:09:02,283 --> 01:09:07,787 And that one person which is really it for me... 864 01:09:07,830 --> 01:09:12,679 is a girl I met on the met in high school. 865 01:09:12,722 --> 01:09:17,047 We are the Tigers and we are the Kawasaki... 866 01:09:18,533 --> 01:09:23,292 I still have your coins from that time. 867 01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:28,596 Ok�... it's time to go. - Difficult to hear. 868 01:09:39,619 --> 01:09:42,591 Stay the hell away from my wife, Chip! 869 01:09:43,690 --> 01:09:46,235 I have news for you, Sparky. 870 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:50,931 Your wife is gone, you are out of your life and she finally realizes that now. 871 01:09:51,414 --> 01:09:53,929 Calm! 872 01:09:54,406 --> 01:09:57,544 Did you think I couldn't defend myself? because I'm in a wheelchair? 873 01:09:57,608 --> 01:10:00,152 I know aikido! 874 01:10:01,261 --> 01:10:04,327 That was for stealing my yogurt. 875 01:10:06,794 --> 01:10:10,177 You know what's the worst part for me, Chip? 876 01:10:10,272 --> 01:10:13,361 You're a horrible person. 877 01:10:13,404 --> 01:10:16,146 There is no one worse. 878 01:10:16,189 --> 01:10:19,103 And because you have to deal with it because you're in that wheelchair... 879 01:10:19,146 --> 01:10:22,284 I still feel guilty for hating you. 880 01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:24,901 You know what I hate most about you, Tom? 881 01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,732 It's not your gay voice, because you thought so I wanted to say your gay voice. 882 01:10:27,775 --> 01:10:31,073 Actually no, but thank you. - It's your weakness. 883 01:10:31,116 --> 01:10:33,787 I defeated you in every way possible. 884 01:10:33,829 --> 01:10:36,083 I bullied you at work turn your in-laws against you... 885 01:10:36,126 --> 01:10:40,919 I'm still at most 3 days away from your rage woman from to get her back. 886 01:10:40,962 --> 01:10:44,622 And you have the audacity to pity to have with me? 887 01:10:45,729 --> 01:10:50,418 Yes. I think so. 888 01:10:50,461 --> 01:10:53,326 Don't do it. 889 01:10:59,334 --> 01:11:02,006 It's a miracle. He can stand. 890 01:11:02,048 --> 01:11:04,441 I knew it! 891 01:11:04,484 --> 01:11:07,206 Get off my leg! 892 01:11:12,591 --> 01:11:16,340 You slept with my wife with that gigantic thing! 893 01:11:16,383 --> 01:11:19,212 I can't breathe, Tom. 894 01:11:21,255 --> 01:11:25,887 Why do you spend your whole life as one paralyzed by? What's wrong with you? 895 01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:28,867 Do you ever park at the shopping center? during Christmas? 896 01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:33,614 Or do you have any idea how easy it is to to have sympathy sex when you can't walk? 897 01:11:33,782 --> 01:11:35,930 Psychopath. - Don't get the wrong idea. 898 01:11:35,973 --> 01:11:39,515 I needed that wheelchair for a while when I was 14 years old and in a violent... 899 01:11:39,558 --> 01:11:45,847 accident and a few weeks later I came to school and thought I'd take advantage of it a little. 900 01:11:45,889 --> 01:11:49,727 Do you really think I won't tell you? everyone you met, freak! 901 01:11:49,856 --> 01:11:53,588 You just threw a disabled guy down the stairs and no one will believe you. 902 01:11:55,111 --> 01:12:00,739 And you were at a disadvantage when you put me on the threw ground. 903 01:12:00,782 --> 01:12:05,142 All my martial arts training was from a sitting position. 904 01:12:10,038 --> 01:12:13,940 Give it up chief, you'll never win. 905 01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:18,220 I'll see you at school tomorrow! 906 01:12:23,399 --> 01:12:25,443 Hello? 907 01:12:25,486 --> 01:12:28,158 Is this Mr. Chip Sanders? - What? 908 01:12:28,201 --> 01:12:30,698 My name is Juan Casta�edas Col Horno del Mono. 909 01:12:30,741 --> 01:12:35,882 I'm the executive vice president of the ideas, the commercial agency in Barcelona. 910 01:12:35,924 --> 01:12:40,071 You send us your Curriculum Vitea. - Yes. Hello? 911 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:44,338 Very good, thank you very much. Do you have a moment, sir... 912 01:12:44,381 --> 01:12:47,678 and allow me to say that your work is absolutely genius. 913 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,914 Mr. Tomato is, in a word, "Spectacular." 914 01:12:50,957 --> 01:12:54,915 Yes, thank you. - Don't mention it. 915 01:12:54,958 --> 01:13:00,309 I'll get to business. You have been chosen for the position of Creative Director. 916 01:13:00,351 --> 01:13:04,170 Can you get to Barcelona as quickly as possible? fly, please? 917 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:07,529 Of course, yes, thanks, great! 918 01:13:12,877 --> 01:13:17,010 Tom, Wallebin here. We have one meeting that Wesley boy. 919 01:13:17,053 --> 01:13:20,698 But you know all about it since White is his lawyer. 920 01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:23,377 If you mess up I'll send Chip. 921 01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:25,692 Shit! 922 01:13:38,870 --> 01:13:40,810 Have you seen Sofia? 923 01:13:40,853 --> 01:13:45,403 No, I was buying Whiskey and when I came back she was gone. 924 01:13:45,446 --> 01:13:48,417 Everthing okay? - There's something I need to tell you. 925 01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:52,305 The Wesley band was not during destroyed by fire. 926 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:56,440 I actually overwrote it... - Sofia told me that last night. 927 01:13:56,483 --> 01:13:59,600 I told her the same thing I did going to say to you. 928 01:13:59,643 --> 01:14:04,227 The only person responsible is that I have lost my job, I am myself. 929 01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:07,099 The fire also started because of me. 930 01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:09,946 It was an accident. 931 01:14:11,577 --> 01:14:14,893 I wasn't aware of that. - Everthing okay? 932 01:14:15,335 --> 01:14:19,966 I went backwards then I was going to sell Wallebin's vision. 933 01:14:20,972 --> 01:14:24,896 I knew in the back of my mind it was bullshit. - It's bullshit. 934 01:14:24,939 --> 01:14:26,391 That's it. - Fuck him!. 935 01:14:26,434 --> 01:14:29,678 Fuck him! - Fuck him! 936 01:14:31,793 --> 01:14:35,473 You're okay, boy. You're okay�. 937 01:14:35,516 --> 01:14:41,193 Sofie gets ice cream with Chip, on the East Side. - Thank you, Bob. 938 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:51,741 Jesus, Tom, you need to take a shower! - I'm sorry. 939 01:14:52,496 --> 01:14:55,882 Go get her, son! 940 01:15:01,508 --> 01:15:05,168 $5 to throw him off his bike. 941 01:15:24,298 --> 01:15:27,057 The straps should not bend. 942 01:15:38,564 --> 01:15:41,271 Wesley, you need to sign at the bottom of the paper. 943 01:15:41,313 --> 01:15:44,159 And then you are a very rich young man, okay? 944 01:15:44,201 --> 01:15:47,325 Be careful not to tamper with the contract. 945 01:15:47,368 --> 01:15:49,899 Don't do it, Wesley. - Okay, Tom's here. 946 01:15:49,942 --> 01:15:52,405 Tom. What happened to you? 947 01:15:52,448 --> 01:15:57,187 Someone please listen to me. Sofia, Wesley. 948 01:15:57,562 --> 01:15:59,922 Wesley's father. 949 01:15:59,964 --> 01:16:03,564 Sofia, I know that on paper I don't am the most ideal husband. 950 01:16:03,607 --> 01:16:06,391 I am selfish, I can't keep a job... 951 01:16:06,434 --> 01:16:09,350 I think I'm from your father made me a problem drinker. 952 01:16:09,392 --> 01:16:12,690 But one thing you liked about me was that I can smell bullshit a mile away. 953 01:16:12,733 --> 01:16:19,301 This guy, Sofia, is full of bullshit. He is a sociopath but the most important thing is... 954 01:16:19,344 --> 01:16:24,569 that he can stand. I've seen it. He can fighting while standing. But he can stand. 955 01:16:24,737 --> 01:16:28,905 Unfortunately for me, there are no stairs here to prove your point again. 956 01:16:28,947 --> 01:16:30,853 Baby, I know it's hard. 957 01:16:30,896 --> 01:16:33,463 But I need you to believe this. 958 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,968 I need you to believe in me. 959 01:16:36,011 --> 01:16:40,769 Tom, why should I spend my whole life? pretend I'm disabled? 960 01:16:40,812 --> 01:16:44,110 So that I can spend Christmas at it shopping center can park? 961 01:16:44,153 --> 01:16:46,732 Hello? 962 01:16:48,955 --> 01:16:53,714 This is my dream job in Spain. They go arrange the travel papers. 963 01:16:53,757 --> 01:16:58,098 This is actually the reason I came. I don't care much for Wesley. 964 01:16:58,141 --> 01:17:01,125 Not cool. - Last words. 965 01:17:01,168 --> 01:17:08,537 I have one question, Sofia. I have to I buy a plane ticket to Spain... 966 01:17:08,579 --> 01:17:12,015 or two? 967 01:17:12,058 --> 01:17:14,730 You know what, Chip? I think you're weird and scary. 968 01:17:14,772 --> 01:17:17,444 And if you think I'm choosing you... the loves of my life... 969 01:17:17,486 --> 01:17:20,245 are you the most disillusioned man on earth. 970 01:17:24,376 --> 01:17:27,779 Darling, you can't lose me even if you tried. 971 01:17:27,822 --> 01:17:30,615 Although lately you did your best. 972 01:17:32,726 --> 01:17:36,350 One moment, I think this is "Goodbye"? 973 01:17:37,632 --> 01:17:41,800 Oh my god! - Ta da! 974 01:17:41,842 --> 01:17:45,858 Sofia, the night we made love I faked my orgasm. 975 01:17:46,018 --> 01:17:51,243 Tom, you'll never beat me. I see you a beautiful postcard from Barcelona. 976 01:17:51,516 --> 01:17:55,997 Sir! If you don't care leave this evening! 977 01:17:56,039 --> 01:18:01,286 Of course, Mr. Chip. In Barcelona will a large limousine waiting for you when you arrive. 978 01:18:01,328 --> 01:18:06,174 And after you're rested, I'll give a big party for you with beautiful women. 979 01:18:08,113 --> 01:18:12,650 Everything arranged? - Naturally. Good luck. 980 01:18:13,053 --> 01:18:17,952 Good luck, Chip! - I don't need luck, Tom. 981 01:18:17,994 --> 01:18:22,511 You need luck. You're that idiot who will live in Ohio for the rest of your life. 982 01:18:22,554 --> 01:18:26,771 Working at the most boring advertising agency in the world. 983 01:18:29,756 --> 01:18:32,044 Spain, Tom, Spain! 984 01:18:32,087 --> 01:18:37,960 I'm taking this wheelchair on tour! Yes. 985 01:18:38,003 --> 01:18:42,673 Can they see what I have? hit, you know what I mean... 986 01:18:58,182 --> 01:19:01,028 Those guys from the advertising agency spent tons of money... 987 01:19:01,071 --> 01:19:04,091 for that new hamburger to eat "the Pickle Seesaw". 988 01:19:04,133 --> 01:19:07,049 People had so far the professional skater Tony Hawk hired 989 01:19:07,092 --> 01:19:10,563 dressed up in a pickle costume to do skateboard tricks. 990 01:19:10,606 --> 01:19:15,868 The only problem was when he was in his in his pickle costume he couldn't see well. 991 01:19:18,225 --> 01:19:21,731 To be fair, he has treated himself to a hamburger. 992 01:19:21,774 --> 01:19:25,362 But I'm telling you, it tastes really good. 993 01:19:32,665 --> 01:19:35,233 And cut! 994 01:19:35,276 --> 01:19:38,642 Well done, Wesley. What do you think, Bob? - I love it. 995 01:19:38,685 --> 01:19:42,435 It's honest, without nonsense and the boy is a natural. 996 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:45,254 No break buddy. - Come along, baby. 997 01:19:45,297 --> 01:19:48,019 I'm in my dressing room. 998 01:19:48,114 --> 01:19:51,157 Someone needs to put pants on that girl. 999 01:19:51,350 --> 01:19:53,675 Bob, I can't thank you enough that you flew to this 1000 01:19:53,718 --> 01:19:55,275 to help me to start my own business. 1001 01:19:55,317 --> 01:19:58,405 You're an ad man, Tom. You are phenomenal. 1002 01:19:58,448 --> 01:20:00,711 I have a present from Ohio brought for you. 1003 01:20:00,753 --> 01:20:03,515 You didn't have to do that. 1004 01:20:03,667 --> 01:20:06,010 The "YES" balls. 1005 01:20:06,556 --> 01:20:09,243 I'm kidding! 1006 01:20:09,374 --> 01:20:12,583 Why should I give you my "YES" balls? 1007 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:21,240 Hello, I'm Chip Sanders, the new Creative Director. 1008 01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:24,047 I have to enter the building. I broke my legs. 1009 01:20:24,090 --> 01:20:28,469 Is that hard to see? Chip has to take care of himself 1010 01:20:28,511 --> 01:20:31,635 This is what an unaided man looks like Don't worry. 1011 01:20:31,678 --> 01:20:34,554 Are you late for an appointment? Is that it? 1012 01:20:34,597 --> 01:20:38,699 What about this door, can I get it? 1013 01:20:38,741 --> 01:20:44,161 It's a mistake. I work on the 4th floor. I'm Chip Sanders! 1014 01:20:44,204 --> 01:20:47,084 Please don't break my arms either. Don't break my arms either. 1015 01:20:47,127 --> 01:20:50,062 Please put me back in my chair. 1016 01:20:54,295 --> 01:20:57,052 There are my two favorites guys. 1017 01:20:58,365 --> 01:21:02,202 Hi, hi. 1018 01:21:02,436 --> 01:21:05,629 Honey, I have to get to work at 8:30 am appointment in town. 1019 01:21:05,672 --> 01:21:08,274 I have breakfast from the oven ready in 15 minutes. 1020 01:21:08,317 --> 01:21:11,560 I'm really late. - Chocolate croissant. 1021 01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:15,337 What is 15 minutes. 1022 01:21:15,380 --> 01:21:19,026 I know how we can spend 6 minutes. -6 minutes? 1023 01:21:19,069 --> 01:21:21,060 Do you really think you've been that long? can love someone? 1024 01:21:21,103 --> 01:21:24,138 I can hold it for 7.5 minutes. 1025 01:21:30,139 --> 01:21:36,139 synced for NOX by kris the fish 1026 01:21:40,350 --> 01:21:47,500 Translated by Jambo. Enhanced by SubZ4U. Downloaded from www.ondertitle.com